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Well, hello, Mrs. Post.
Hi. Mr. Reeves.

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Oh, Mr. Reeves.

3
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Oh, darling, isn't it beautiful?

4
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Isn't that great?

5
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And it's all ours.

6
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Yes. Yours and mine
and the man from the bank.

7
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Oh, Mr. Post,

8
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I know you something
went higher than you thought.

9
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Oh, I couldn't help it.

10
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As soon as I saw this place,
I fell in love with it.

11
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Well, you're an architect.

12
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You know a good one,
solid construction when you see it.

13
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I certainly do.

14
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Isn't it, honey?

15
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Thanks honey.

16
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Mr. Addison, your neighbor,
who owned it before,

17
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always has it in
kept in good condition.

18
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I'm sure he has. Very
thank you very much, Mr. Reeves, for everything.

19
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Well, thanks. I know you guys
will be very happy here.

20
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Thank you. Goodbye.
Goodbye.

21
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Well, shall we go inside?

22
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Wilbur, it's our first house.

23
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Aren't you going to carry me over the threshold?

24
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Oh. Oh yes. Certainly.

25
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Good, sturdy construction.

26
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Oh. I have to get the key.

27
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Wilbur, don't put me down.
That brings bad luck.

28
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Then you better grab the key.
It's in one of my pockets.

29
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Under there.

30
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Wait a minute. I forgot
to ask Mr. Reeves.

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Mr. Reeves!

32
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How are you?

33
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I'm Roger Addison.
I live next door.

34
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Oh. I'm carrying my wife
just over the threshold.

35
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Well, aren't you going the wrong way?

36
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Yes I am. Oh, Mr. Reeves!

37
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Would you mind?
It won't take long.

38
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Mr. Reeves!

39
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How are you? I'm Carol Post.

40
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How are you?

41
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Now that we've met,
Maybe I can put you down better.

42
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Oh no, no. You see, that's bad luck.

43
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I got it, baby.

44
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Oh, this way, Mr. Addison.

45
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I'm very sorry.

46
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There we are.

47
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Oh! Ah! Here.

48
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How are you?
I'm Wilbur Post.

49
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How are you?
Aren't you coming in?

50
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Not now.

51
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I feel like I
intrude.

52
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Come on baby. Let's go to the
go and see the rest of our estate.

53
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All 200 feet of it?

54
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Isn't this great?
I've never lived in the country.

55
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Oh, you'll love it.

56
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I lived in a place like
this one when I was a kid.

57
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That's something you
learns on a farm.

58
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A rake lying on the ground.
That's dangerous.

59
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Oh, well, of course, if you
stands on it in your bare feet...

60
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No, no, no. No bare feet.
Not only that.

61
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Well, if you step on that, it would
immediately hit you in the face.

62
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Oh, you mean it
is it dangerous to do this?

63
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That's dangerous.

64
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Come on, honey.
Oh I'm sorry!

65
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That's what I told you about, honey.

66
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This could be converted for me
become an office.

67
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I thought I had one there
would install a skylight,

68
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and right next to my drawing table
can we build cabinets?

69
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Carol, look!
A horse!

70
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But he wasn't there when we got there
came to see it first.

71
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Maybe he was outside.

72
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What do you think? A horse!

73
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Oh, let's get out of here!
Or get him out of here! Or do something!

74
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Well, you two certainly are

75
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het meest aanhankelijke
imagine I've ever seen.

76
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He tried to bite me!

77
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I guess that's okay.
Je bent getrouwd.

78
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Oh, she means the horse.

79
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It? Hij bijt niet.
He's just a mangy old whiner.

80
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Dat is eigenlijk waar ik
je over kwam vertellen.

81
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You see, the people who rented this house
before you bought it, had this horse.

82
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Nou, ze moesten haastig
depart, and they said:

83
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You can keep him, you can keep him
sell it, do whatever you want with him.

84
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We keep him.

85
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Wilbur, of course not.
We're selling it.

86
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No, we'll keep him.
Sell ​​him.

87
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Keep him.
Sell ​​him.

88
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Keep him.
Sell ​​him!

89
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I'm glad you two
to hear arguing.

90
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For a moment I wondered if you...
were a normal married couple.

91
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Wilbur, come here, honey.

92
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We have a lot of costs
made to buy this house,

93
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and we just can't do it
afford to feed the animal.

94
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Well, okay, I guess...

95
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You'll see I'm right. I find
a horse dealer in the telephone book.

96
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Look, I'm sorry, old man.

97
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I wanted to keep you, but...

98
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Hey, do you have water?

99
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You know, I never should have
start cleaning you up.

100
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The better you look,
the more I want to keep you.

101
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Ah, let's start now
with your feet, eh?

102
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Maybe it's just warm here.

103
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I'll have to open a window.

104
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Mr. Parker, this is my husband, Wilbur,

105
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and that's the horse.

106
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Why didn't you let him guess?

107
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How are you, Mr. Post?

108
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I think I'm ahead of him
can take $50 from you.

109
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Honey, you're making a big mistake.
This is a very intelligent horse.

110
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We've already talked about it, honey.
We'll take the $50.

111
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Okay. There you have it.

112
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Give it to her.

113
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There, ma'am... $50.

114
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And I think we both have one
made a good deal.

115
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This horse looks good.

116
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One minute. This horse is lame.

117
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Crippled?

118
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Crippled, huh?

119
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Well, you'll love a horse like that
not of much use.

120
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There's nothing wrong.

121
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Probably just a chafing cramp.

122
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Oh. Chafing cramp, eh?

123
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But of course,

124
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If this horse were really in pain,
he wouldn't hold his head so high.

125
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The moment a horse in the
is confused or no longer eats,

126
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the first thing you notice is that
head goes straight down.

127
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Well, the animal is sick.

128
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We cannot abuse
make the man, baby.

129
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Give him his money back.
Well, honey...

130
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Of course he can't really be sick.

131
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If a horse can stand,
is he worth $50.

132
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Well, what do you say?

133
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Give me my $50 back.

134
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Horse trading is at best a thieving one,
underhanded, deceitful enterprise,

135
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but this beats everything.

136
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One minute.

137
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10, 20, 30, 40, 45.

138
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Yes, it's all here.

139
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Wilbur, what are we going to do now?

140
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Honey, if the man doesn't want the horse.

141
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But honey,
how can we take care of him?

142
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Look at him. He's sick.

143
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Maybe the S.P.C.A. help us.
I'll go call them.

144
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Carol. Carol!

145
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Can you come over right away?

146
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I'm afraid it's a very sick horse.
He lies on his back.

147
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Hello? Look, you can forget it.

148
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The horse is completely fine.

149
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Thank you.

150
00:09:09,303 --> 00:09:11,754
Wilbur, what do you mean?
the horse is okay?

151
00:09:11,823 --> 00:09:14,256
You know that horse
just joking?

152
00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:15,541
Just kidding?

153
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He only pretended to be sick
was so he could stay.

154
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Wilbur, I know you have the horse
want to keep, but this is ridiculous.

155
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But it's true!

156
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Why do you think I
winked at him?

157
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You winked back at him?

158
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Yes, but he winked at me first.
Oh, Wilbur.

159
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Look, there's nothing wrong with that horse.

160
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Look.

161
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Okay, Wilbur. Okay.

162
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You can keep the horse if
it means so much to you,

163
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but stop making it up
of these fantastic stories.

164
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I love you.
Well, prove it.

165
00:10:03,808 --> 00:10:07,660
Come in.
Aren't you exaggerating a bit?

166
00:10:07,728 --> 00:10:09,662
She lets me keep the horse.

167
00:10:09,731 --> 00:10:12,163
How nice.
What I came to tell you is this:

168
00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:14,044
That I have some neighbors tomorrow night,

169
00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,845
and I would like you to
comes by to meet them.

170
00:10:15,869 --> 00:10:18,103
Oh thank you.
We are excited.

171
00:10:20,942 --> 00:10:23,458
If I were you
I would keep my door closed.

172
00:10:33,036 --> 00:10:35,821
You're staying now anyway.

173
00:10:35,891 --> 00:10:37,891
Isn't that great?

174
00:10:42,981 --> 00:10:46,466
Oh, I never thought to have it
of a horse could mean so much to me.

175
00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:51,148
I think it's because
when I was a little boy,

176
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I wanted a pony.

177
00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:57,577
Of course it was a long time ago
that I was a little boy.

178
00:10:57,646 --> 00:11:00,730
It's been a long time
that I was a pony.

179
00:11:10,091 --> 00:11:11,974
Who said that?

180
00:11:17,949 --> 00:11:20,617
Oh no. That's impossible.

181
00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,937
Did you say that?

182
00:11:24,022 --> 00:11:25,805
Oh! How could you?

183
00:11:25,891 --> 00:11:28,241
Did you say it?

184
00:11:34,933 --> 00:11:37,366
Oh, I... I didn't hear it.

185
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,235
How could I?

186
00:11:39,304 --> 00:11:41,838
But I did.

187
00:11:41,907 --> 00:11:45,424
Oh, that's impossible! I don't believe it!

188
00:11:45,494 --> 00:11:48,912
Now, while I get you straight
look, say something.

189
00:11:48,964 --> 00:11:52,782
Like?
Latvian. Latvian.

190
00:11:52,851 --> 00:11:56,619
What now, brown cow?

191
00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:07,530
Carol! Carol!

192
00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:12,636
Carol! Carol!
What's wrong, honey?

193
00:12:12,704 --> 00:12:14,988
Carol, the horse!
Down here, honey.

194
00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:17,106
Carol! The horse!

195
00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:22,094
The horse...
You better sit down, honey.

196
00:12:22,163 --> 00:12:24,063
The horse...

197
00:12:24,132 --> 00:12:25,582
He talks.

198
00:12:25,651 --> 00:12:28,101
Wilbur, I told you so
was allowed to keep the horse.

199
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:30,815
Look, look, I know it's fantastic
sounds unbelievable, but it's true.

200
00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:33,006
The horse talks!

201
00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:36,842
I didn't believe it myself at first,

202
00:12:36,911 --> 00:12:39,590
and then I made him say something
as I looked straight at him.

203
00:12:39,614 --> 00:12:41,548
What did he say?

204
00:12:41,616 --> 00:12:46,219
"What Now, Brown Cow"

205
00:12:51,144 --> 00:12:52,922
The rake! The bump on the head!

206
00:12:55,748 --> 00:12:57,981
Yes. The rake. Yes.

207
00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,850
The rake! That's it!

208
00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:03,103
How are you feeling?

209
00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:04,522
Fine.

210
00:13:08,077 --> 00:13:12,629
Carol!

211
00:13:12,698 --> 00:13:15,199
Carol? Sit down.

212
00:13:16,585 --> 00:13:19,604
Carol, that horse talks!

213
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:24,636
You have to go to bed and I'll call
the doctor and everything will be fine.

214
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:27,723
Come with me. You will like it directly
hear from the horse's mouth.

215
00:13:27,747 --> 00:13:29,296
Wilbur!

216
00:13:30,249 --> 00:13:31,365
Wilbur!

217
00:13:32,719 --> 00:13:34,317
Wilbur!

218
00:13:34,386 --> 00:13:36,453
Wilbur, I'm worried about you!

219
00:13:36,522 --> 00:13:38,489
I'll prove it to you.
You'll see.

220
00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:42,376
Okay, say something.

221
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:46,847
Well? Don't stand there like that.

222
00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:49,049
Say something.

223
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,198
I know why he doesn't want to talk.
You turned your back on him.

224
00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:56,540
That horse is sensitive.
Carol, would you please turn around?

225
00:13:56,609 --> 00:13:58,843
This whole thing is ridiculous!

226
00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:01,896
Would you please turn around?

227
00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,764
Okay.

228
00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:09,320
I told you he was sensitive.

229
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:11,300
I wouldn't even believe that
that horse could talk and

230
00:14:11,324 --> 00:14:13,890
when you were standing there
and sang a duet!

231
00:14:15,594 --> 00:14:18,328
Carol!

232
00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:20,242
Why haven't you spoken to my wife?

233
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,715
I hate skeptics.

234
00:14:21,784 --> 00:14:24,301
But you let me out
look like such a fool.

235
00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:27,554
You need to talk to my wife.
Why did you talk to me?

236
00:14:27,623 --> 00:14:29,890
Because I like you.

237
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,710
This whole thing is fantastic.

238
00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:34,728
I just don't understand it.

239
00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:36,730
Don't try it.

240
00:14:36,799 --> 00:14:39,033
It's bigger than both of us.

241
00:14:48,644 --> 00:14:50,978
Hello, Mr. Addison.
Hello, Post.

242
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,496
I didn't recognize you without it
your wife in your arms.

243
00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:55,349
Come in.
Thank you.

244
00:14:56,819 --> 00:14:58,998
Mr. Addison, I want to ask you something.

245
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,488
Well, sure, Post, sure.
Everything you want.

246
00:15:01,557 --> 00:15:03,290
Oh, a cigar?

247
00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:06,544
No, I don't have one with me.

248
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:09,480
No, no, no, Post.
I offer you a cigar.

249
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,316
Oh! Thank you.

250
00:15:11,384 --> 00:15:13,096
You know, I'm sorry that my
woman not on time

251
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,998
is back from New York for
the party tomorrow night.

252
00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:16,549
I wanted you and your
woman would meet her.

253
00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:20,091
Oh fine. We will
nice to see her.

254
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,200
Post, I know we both
being in the same room,

255
00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:24,073
but I don't think we
being in the same world.

256
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,558
Is there something on your mind?

257
00:15:25,582 --> 00:15:27,315
Yes, Mr. Addison, there is.

258
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,417
Well, sit down and tell me.

259
00:15:29,486 --> 00:15:31,920
Thank you.

260
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,989
Uh, Mr. Addison,

261
00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:37,609
the man who lived in the house before
we did... He rented from you.

262
00:15:37,677 --> 00:15:40,473
Mr. Oldfield.
Yes. Did you know him very well?

263
00:15:40,497 --> 00:15:43,115
Oh yes, indeed.
We were very good friends.

264
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,583
Have you ever had trusting relationships?
exchanged with him?

265
00:15:45,652 --> 00:15:47,552
Yes, quite often.

266
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,620
Does he ever talk about you?
told his horse?

267
00:15:50,841 --> 00:15:52,457
No. What about his horse?

268
00:15:52,526 --> 00:15:54,626
Did he ever tell you
that his horse talked?

269
00:15:54,695 --> 00:15:57,345
Oh no. Oldfield said
lots of funny things...

270
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:03,001
Would you repeat that, please?

271
00:16:03,069 --> 00:16:05,470
He didn't say anything about it
talk from his horse?

272
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,456
No.

273
00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:10,525
Did the horse ever say anything?

274
00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:15,713
No.

275
00:16:15,782 --> 00:16:18,216
Has the horse ever talked to you?

276
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,271
He's been talking to me all afternoon.

277
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:29,978
I just realized that
I'm a little tired.

278
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,413
I think a little rest
might do me some good.

279
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,842
Maybe it's not for you either
bad idea to get some rest.

280
00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:38,402
You see, I have 18 holes of golf today
played, and that's a bit too much for me.

281
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,056
Normally I only play 9 and
I'm a little tired.

282
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,875
Mr. Addison, the reason I'm here
came, is that I need your help.

283
00:16:43,944 --> 00:16:46,645
See, I have one
problem with my wife.

284
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,758
I can't convince her
that the horse talks.

285
00:16:48,782 --> 00:16:51,082
I would say you
woman has the problem.

286
00:16:57,457 --> 00:17:00,808
That's how frustrated I am
neighbor, my wife...

287
00:17:00,877 --> 00:17:02,577
My own wife...

288
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,258
I tell them I have a horse
that talks, and they don't believe me.

289
00:17:05,282 --> 00:17:08,784
Why would they?
It's ridiculous.

290
00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:13,038
But you do talk.
Only against you.

291
00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:14,906
Well, why only to me?

292
00:17:14,975 --> 00:17:17,275
Because you're the only one
that I once liked and

293
00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:19,224
good enough to talk to, Wilbur.

294
00:17:20,781 --> 00:17:24,566
Well, thanks, um... Ed.

295
00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:27,386
Ed?

296
00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,855
What kind of name is Ed for a horse?

297
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:33,676
What kind of name is Wilbur for a man?

298
00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:39,748
Ah, stop chatting and
get me some oats.

299
00:17:39,817 --> 00:17:41,550
I'm starving.

300
00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:43,752
Well, that's right.

301
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:45,755
You do need some oats. Yes.

302
00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:47,957
Oh, um, where should I get them?

303
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,526
Go to Duffy's feed and grain store.

304
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:55,647
Wilbur... Yes?

305
00:17:55,716 --> 00:17:58,383
They give Green stamps.

306
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,115
Oh! Honey, let me take you there
lend a helping hand.

307
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,572
Okay.

308
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,223
There we are.

309
00:18:22,409 --> 00:18:24,343
Honey, what's going on?

310
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:27,163
I had a terrible one
time on the market today.

311
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,297
What happened?

312
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:33,186
Everyone was talking about the new thing
couple that withdrew, the Posts.

313
00:18:33,254 --> 00:18:36,305
They said the man thinks that
he has a horse that talks.

314
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,458
What did you say?

315
00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,460
I said my name was Mrs. Jones.

316
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:44,163
Oh dear...

317
00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:46,165
Look honey, don't worry.

318
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:48,500
These things have a way
to resolve itself.

319
00:18:48,553 --> 00:18:49,668
Hello.

320
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,922
Hello, Post? This is Mr. Addison.

321
00:18:52,991 --> 00:18:55,424
I'm sorry, but the party
for tonight is cancelled.

322
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,259
Goodbye.

323
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,615
That was Mr. Addison.

324
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,535
The party has been called off.

325
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,355
I knew it! I just knew it!

326
00:19:09,423 --> 00:19:13,558
Look, Carol... Carol!

327
00:19:13,627 --> 00:19:16,846
Don't call me Carol!
My name is Mrs. Jones!

328
00:19:19,516 --> 00:19:22,168
I have to prove that this horse...

329
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,121
A tape recorder. That will do it!

330
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,059
Hello, Wilbur.
Hello, Ed.

331
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,678
What are you doing?

332
00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:34,797
Oh, I thought I'd come over
drop by, say hello.

333
00:19:34,866 --> 00:19:36,299
That's nice.

334
00:19:40,321 --> 00:19:43,039
You know, I'm very flattered
that I am the only human

335
00:19:43,108 --> 00:19:45,708
that you have chosen to join
talk, old horse.

336
00:19:45,777 --> 00:19:48,195
That's swell.

337
00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:53,650
Can I get you some oats or
so, old horse?

338
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:56,420
No. I'm doing fine.

339
00:19:56,488 --> 00:20:00,757
Uh, can I open the window for you
Open it, Mr. Ed?

340
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,425
No.

341
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,428
Leave it closed.

342
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,832
Good night, horse.

343
00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:10,617
Good night.

344
00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:20,377
Hey, Wilbur.
What?

345
00:20:20,445 --> 00:20:22,896
Nice stuff you have there.

346
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:24,426
Oh yes, yes it is.

347
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:27,367
Tape recorder, right?

348
00:20:28,954 --> 00:20:31,287
Yes.

349
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:34,240
You could call it that, I guess.
Goodbye.

350
00:20:34,309 --> 00:20:36,276
Hey, Wilbur.
What?

351
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:39,328
How are you going to convince someone?

352
00:20:39,397 --> 00:20:42,332
that the other vote on that one
tire of a horse?

353
00:20:50,575 --> 00:20:53,009
This is great.

354
00:20:53,078 --> 00:20:56,613
All because you wanted me
choose to talk to.

355
00:20:56,681 --> 00:20:59,899
Millions of people around the world
world you could...

356
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,068
and you have to pick me.

357
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:05,621
Now everyone thinks I'm my head
you bumped. Carol is heartbroken.

358
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:08,475
All because you are me
choose to talk to.

359
00:21:08,544 --> 00:21:13,079
Wilbur, I can get you out of here.

360
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,948
How?

361
00:21:15,016 --> 00:21:18,735
Call that real estate agent, Reeves.

362
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,555
Reeves?

363
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:24,023
You tell him what I'm going to tell you.

364
00:21:24,092 --> 00:21:27,143
As I know Reeves,
he runs to Addison.

365
00:21:27,212 --> 00:21:29,446
Well, what then?

366
00:21:29,515 --> 00:21:31,614
Then your problems will be over.

367
00:21:35,887 --> 00:21:37,887
Listen, Wilbur.

368
00:21:42,227 --> 00:21:45,391
What do you mean, Post doesn't want the house?
He bought it, didn't he?

369
00:21:45,415 --> 00:21:49,100
Certainly. But he wants you to give him it
gives money back without asking for it.

370
00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:51,180
That's ridiculous.
That man is crazy.

371
00:21:51,204 --> 00:21:53,404
That's exactly what he does
wants you to believe.

372
00:21:53,473 --> 00:21:55,506
That's why he told me
that the horse talks.

373
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,574
Correct. Don't you understand?

374
00:21:57,643 --> 00:21:59,788
It's the oldest trick
in the real estate game.

375
00:21:59,812 --> 00:22:02,996
He wants us to think that
he has a screw loose here.

376
00:22:03,065 --> 00:22:05,210
That way you try
to get him away.

377
00:22:05,234 --> 00:22:07,312
I understand.
Well, he'll never get away with it.

378
00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:10,520
Mr. Addison, you have a long time
tried to sell this house.

379
00:22:10,589 --> 00:22:12,501
There were no takers for your price.

380
00:22:12,525 --> 00:22:14,592
Leave it to me, Reeves.

381
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:17,128
I know how to deal with Mail.

382
00:22:17,196 --> 00:22:19,297
Carol, would you like to come down?

383
00:22:19,365 --> 00:22:22,449
No!
Honey, I'll make you lunch.

384
00:22:22,518 --> 00:22:24,418
I'm not hungry!

385
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:26,448
Honey, there's nothing to worry about
to worry about.

386
00:22:26,472 --> 00:22:29,223
Someone just told me how
need to straighten this whole mess out.

387
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,225
Who?
Oops!

388
00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:34,345
Maybe you should stay upstairs.

389
00:22:37,934 --> 00:22:40,435
Oh. Hello, Mr. Addison.
Hello, Wilbur.

390
00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:42,931
Come in, sit down.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

391
00:22:42,955 --> 00:22:44,989
What a pleasant surprise.

392
00:22:47,076 --> 00:22:50,478
My horse just told me
a very funny story.

393
00:22:50,546 --> 00:22:52,074
The funniest me
I've heard in years.

394
00:22:52,098 --> 00:22:54,298
I still laugh about it.

395
00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:56,267
Well, let me hear it.

396
00:22:56,336 --> 00:22:59,286
Ah, well, these two guys
were in a bar, you see,

397
00:22:59,355 --> 00:23:01,500
and one of them says:
“Give me four martinis.”

398
00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:03,791
I know that joke.

399
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:06,527
Really and truly?
Yes, my dog ​​told me.

400
00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:08,095
Your dog?

401
00:23:08,163 --> 00:23:10,842
Well, your horse told my cat,
my cat told my dog,

402
00:23:10,866 --> 00:23:13,717
and my dog told me.

403
00:23:13,786 --> 00:23:16,837
How do you find the way?
where things go?

404
00:23:16,906 --> 00:23:18,773
Wilbur...
Yes?

405
00:23:18,841 --> 00:23:21,210
If I give you $2,000 off
on the price of the house,

406
00:23:21,211 --> 00:23:22,660
will that make you stay?

407
00:23:22,729 --> 00:23:24,440
Two thousand...
Is it a deal?

408
00:23:24,464 --> 00:23:26,230
It's a deal!

409
00:23:26,299 --> 00:23:28,699
Wilbur, is your horse talking?

410
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:31,135
No. Does your dog talk?
No.

411
00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,437
Your cat?

412
00:23:33,506 --> 00:23:35,684
You know, for a moment I worried
a little worried about you.

413
00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:38,042
And I was worried about you.

414
00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:40,861
Oh, and by the way,
the party hasn't been canceled.

415
00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:43,890
I'm expecting you and your wife.
Oh, just a minute.

416
00:23:45,502 --> 00:23:47,367
Carol? Carol!

417
00:23:47,436 --> 00:23:49,369
I don't want lunch.

418
00:23:49,438 --> 00:23:51,216
Look honey, Mr. Addison is here.

419
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,168
He invites us to
the party tonight.

420
00:23:53,192 --> 00:23:56,510
Real? How wonderful!

421
00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,602
Look, not only that,
he likes us so much

422
00:23:58,648 --> 00:24:01,132
that he paid $2,000
of the price of the house.

423
00:24:01,201 --> 00:24:03,135
Thank you, Mr. Addison!

424
00:24:03,203 --> 00:24:05,470
Oh, Wilbur.

425
00:24:05,539 --> 00:24:08,239
Darling.

426
00:24:10,828 --> 00:24:12,744
Well, this is where I came in.

427
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:32,581
Ed, are you sleeping?

428
00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:34,582
Not anymore.

429
00:24:34,651 --> 00:24:36,329
Well, everything turned out fine.

430
00:24:36,353 --> 00:24:38,987
We went to the party. The ladies
invited Carol to lunch...

431
00:24:39,056 --> 00:24:41,156
Wilbur.
Yes?

432
00:24:41,225 --> 00:24:43,125
Good night.

433
00:24:43,193 --> 00:24:46,828
I'm not done yet
to tell you about Carol.

434
00:24:46,896 --> 00:24:48,680
Good night, Wilbur.

435
00:24:50,451 --> 00:24:52,618
Good night!

436
00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,791
People.

437
00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:02,377
Talk, talk, talk.

438
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:40,000
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